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Joey: National treasure Joey Marsilio likes to blog about bizarre minutiae. Joey is the self-proclaimed greatest authority on "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" that the internet has to offer. He also wrote a novel of which he is very proud, which you should buy: http://tinyurl.com/HenryGarrison Follow him on Twitter (@JoeyMarsilio) for updates regarding his asinine thoughts!

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